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Kraken Never Lies Funny Sea Monster Pun Card

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Dive into ocean humor with this funny sea monster illustration stretching its tentacles beneath a cruise ship. Highlights the sarcastic quote "Kraken Never Lies, It Just Stretches The Truth" in bold red lettering. Ideal for cruise lovers, ocean enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys clever nautical puns.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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